Long Story Short (Fiction)
I did read a lot of short fiction. So much. But even with all that reading I was able to keep up-to-date with just four online magazines - Daily Science Fiction, Clarkesworld, Nature, and Lightspeed. I've read a smattering from other magazines and anthologies too, but I couldn't get around to magazines I specifically wanted to read, like Beneath Ceaseless Skies and Apex, let alone start looking at new-to-me magazines, or anthologies, or author websites.
And the really sad part is, after all that reading... I didn't actually enjoy most of them. I was really hoping that at least one of the magazines would have a high enough ratio of Hit to Miss that I'd be able to say "This is the magazine for me! So long, Rest Of The Internet!". But no such luck. If I want to continue this experiment this year, I'll probably have to plough through just as many duds. Agh.
On the plus side, all that reading means I have definitely figured out what it is that makes me like a short story - tie the beginning and end paragraph together thematically, sneakily tell me the ending in the first 500 words, and have at least one character's life be slightly less crap at the end of the story than how they started out. Or have the entire story be based around a terrible joke, that works too. Heh.
Books Read In 2015
And the last one on the list is the one of which I'm most proud, as I managed to read an entire book in Irish. Cue the Rocky music! I have been telling myself for years that if there was just an Irish-English dictionary for ereaders, that then I might actually break through the "what on Earth is that word, eh, maybe I'll go eat cake instead" barrier. And unlike many other soothing excuses I tell myself, this one turned out to be true! It took me 3 weeks to read 3 chapters, then I managed a chapter in one evening, and then I whipped through the rest of it in 2 days. I am now merely very, very, bad at reading in Irish! Woohoo! As for the book itself, it is a mildly humorous story of a lost vampire who wants a nap but can't find a coffin. Two thumbs up, will purchase the sequel.
1. Gardens of the Moon (Malazan Book of the Fallen #1) by Steven Erikson (paper book)
2. The Coming Race by Edward Bulwer-Lytton (ebook)
3. The Last Man by Mary Shelley (ebook)
4. The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events #5) by Lemony Snicket (paper book)
5. The Year's Best S.F. 1972 ed. Harry Harrison and Brian Aldiss (paper book)
6. Best Science Fiction of the Year 1 ed. Terry Carr (paper book)
7. Transtories ed. Colin Harvey (paper book)
8. Dark Warning by Marie Louise Fitzpatrick (paper book)
9. Angel Kiss (Jacki King #1) by Laura Jane Cassidy (paper book)
10. Eighteen Kisses (Jacki King #2) by Laura Jane Cassidy (paper book)
11. Women Destroy Science Fiction! ed. Christie Yant (ebook)
12. Airship Shape & Bristol Fashion ed. Roz Clarke & Joanne Hall (ebook)
13. The Alchemyst (The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel #1) by Michael Scott (paper book)
14. Noah Barleywater Runs Away by John Boyne (paper book)
15. Dreams Of Shadow And Smoke ed. Jim Rockhill & Brian J. Showers (paper book)
16. Be My Enemy (Everness #2) by Ian McDonald (paper book)
17. The Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison (ebook)
18. Kolymsky Heights by Lionel Davidson (paper book)
19. The Terrible Thing That Happened to Barnaby Brocket by John Boyne (paper book)
20. The Bishop of Hell and Other Stories by Marjorie Bowen (paper book)
21. A Wizard of Earthsea (Earthsea #1) by Ursula K. Le Guin (paper book)
22. The Tombs of Atuan (Earthsea #2) by Ursula K. Le Guin (paper book)
23. The Drowned World by J. G. Ballard (paper book)
24. Engraved on the Eye by Saladin Ahmed (ebook)
25. Spectrum IV ed. Kingsley Amis & Robert Conquest (paper book)
26. The Farthest Shore (Earthsea #3) by Ursula K. Le Guin (paper book)
27. Ancillary Sword (Imperial Radch, #2) by Ann Leckie (paper book)
28. Sky Coyote (The Company #2) by Kage Baker (ebook)
29. Station Eleven by Emily St. John Mandel (paper book)
30. The Three-Body Problem by Cixin Liu, trans. Ken Liu (ebook)
31. Judgment Night: A Selection of Science Fiction by C.L. Moore (paper book)
32. Northwest of Earth by C.L. Moore (paper book)
33. Jirel of Joiry by C.L. Moore (paper book)
34. Solaris by Stanisław Lem (trans. Kilmartin–Cox) (paper book)
35. Resonance by Celine Kiernan (paper book)
36. The Ginger Star (The Book of Skaith #1) by Leigh Brackett (paper book)
37. The Perfect Planet by Evelyn E. Smith (paper book)
38. Mandrake by Susan Cooper (paper book)
39. The Door In the Lake by Nancy Butts (paper book)
40. The Kingdom and the Cave by Joan Aiken (paper book)
41. The Galactic Whirlpool (Star Trek: TOS) by David Gerrold (paper book)
42. Bridge of Birds by Barry Hughart (paper book)
43. Ancillary Mercy (Imperial Radch, #3) by Ann Leckie (paper book)
44. The Fifth Season (The Broken Earth #1) by N. K. Jemisin (ebook)
45. The Lifted Veil by George Eliot (ebook)
46. The Unfortunate Fursey (Fursey #1) by Mervyn Wall (paper book)
47. Ailfí agus an Vaimpír (Ailfí agus an Vaimpír #1) by Orna Ní Choileáin (ebook)
Pathé, Propaganda, and Potatoes
Who's fault is it that there are no potatoes? YOURS, that's who! (also, ah! Potato avalanche! That does not look safe)
Does your child need to be "built up for the winter?" Send him to potato picking camp!
This is so subtle and cunning... "It may mean a week off school, of course..." I see what you did there!
This lad's obsession with his brother's friend Ginger starts to get a bit weird...
My absolute favourite. SAVE THE POTATOES, CHILDREN! SAVE THEM!!!
And I thought that was all there was...until today! When I found out that AP Archive/British Movietone have opened up their archives. MORE POTATOE-Y PROPAGANDA, YAAAAY!
No-one wants to see your holiday photos, kid
And this... this magnificent gem is the best of the lot.
I love the Internet, I really do.
Talking About Short Fiction
So, I have created a Diigo account! And on it I will post links to short fiction I like (legal links only, obviously). The nice thing about Diigo is that has a tagging system, so I can label whether it's a short story, novelette or novella, if it's eligible for the 2016 Hugo Awards, and so on. And I can post comments on the links, which at the moment I am using to list awards nominations or wins.
https://www.diigo.com/user/carol_c
I don't enjoy writing reviews, so I will only be linking to stories I like, rather than discussing those that I don't. But if you like reading reviews, there are some places that review SF&F short fiction. Here are a few:
- http://www.apex-magazine.com/clavis-aurea/
- http://approachingpavonis.blogspot.ie/
- http://www.locusmag.com/Reviews/category/short-fiction/
- http://skiffyandfanty.com/tag/short-fiction/
- http://www.tangentonline.com/
- http://www.tor.com/tags/short-fiction-spotlight
- Also, individual anthologies and magazines may be reviewed on Goodreads, like so.
People have had a variety of reactions to the unpleasantness surrounding this year's Hugo Nominations. One that has made me happy has been people vowing to read and discuss short fiction more often. If you are wondering what's eligible for the 2016 Hugo Awards, or want to recommend something, the two best places to check/post are:
- http://bit.ly/hugoawardrecs / http://bit.ly/hugoaward2016 (administered by Lady Business)
- http://hugo-recommend.livejournal.com/
Last Minute Hugo Reads
Novelette
- Each to Each by Seanan McGuire http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/each-to-each/
- Cuts Both Ways by Heather Clitheroe http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/cuts-both-ways/
- Spring Festival: Happiness, Anger, Love, Sorrow, Joy by Xia Jia http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/xia_09_14/
Short Story
- Walking Awake by N.K. Jemisin http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/walking-awake/
- Salvage by Carrie Vaughn http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/salvage/
- The Dryad’s Shoe by T. Kingfisher http://www.fantasy-magazine.com/new/new-fiction/the-dryads-shoe/
- As Good As New by Charlie Jane Anders Tor.com http://www.tor.com/stories/2014/09/as-good-as-new-charlie-jane-anders
Books Read In 2014
Hmm. Not as good as previous years, but in my defense I was back at work full time for all of 2014, which is its own kind of awesome. This year, I'd like to make a dent in my TBR bookshelf. It's ceiling height and double-stacked, and I have three full overflow boxes... I suppose I could also stop buying new books... Ahahahahahahahaha. No.
1. The Shambling Guide to New York City by Mur Lafferty (paper book)
2. Ancillary Justice by Ann Leckie (paper book)
3. The Best of All Possible Worlds by Karen Lord (paper book)
4. A Calculated Life by Anne Charnock (paper book)
5. Curious, If True: Strange Tales by Elizabeth Gaskell (ebook)
6. Parasite by Mira Grant (paper book)
7. More Than This by Patrick Ness (paper book)
8. Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein (paper book)
9. The 2014 Nebula Award Short Story Nominees (ebook)
10. Planesrunner by Ian McDonald (paper book)
11. Forever in the Memory of God: And Other Stories by Peadar Ó Guilín (ebook)
12. The Futurological Congress by Stanisław Lem (paper book)
13. Vertigo by Bob Shaw (paper book)
14. Dark Night in Toyland by Bob Shaw (paper book)
15. Unspoken by Sarah Rees Brennan (paper book)
16. The Palace of Eternity by Bob Shaw (paper book)
17. Ash-Tree Press Macabre Volume Two (ebook)
18. The Ghost Brigades by John Scalzi (ebook)
19. Starshadows by Pamela Sargent (paper book)
20. The Ginger Star (The Book of Skaith #1) by Leigh Brackett (paper book)
21. A Crack in Everything by Ruth Frances Long (paper book)
22. Hurricane Fever by Tobias Buckell (ebook)
23. The Volunteer by Peadar Ó Guilín (paper book)
24. The Shunned House by HP Lovecraft (ebook)
25. Folk'd by Laurence Donaghy (paper book)
26. The Island of Doctor Moreau by H.G. Wells (ebook)
27. The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstern (paper book)
28. The Innocence of Father Brown by G. K. Chesterton (ebook)
29. The Wisdom of Father Brown by G. K. Chesterton (ebook)
30. The Incredulity of Father Brown by G. K. Chesterton (ebook)
31. The Secret of Father Brown by G. K. Chesterton (ebook)
32. The Scandal of Father Brown by G. K. Chesterton (ebook)
33. Sand by Hugh Howey (paper book)
34. Uprising by Sarah Cawkwell (ebook)
35. Good Red Herring by Susan Maxwell (paper book)
36. Death & Co by D. J. McCune (paper book)
37. The Leavenworth Case by Anna Katharine Green (ebook)
38. City of Bones (Mortal Instruments #1) by Cassandra Clare (paper book)
39. Collected Stories by Elizabeth Bowen (paper book)
Elizabeth Bowen
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The Apple-Tree (1934) is an extraordinary work of ominous imagery. The Cheery Soul (1942) has one of the funniest, most pointless ghosts I've come across in fiction. The writing style and narrative of Pink May (1945) blend together to create pretty much the perfect story. And Gone Away (1946) is... well, Gone Away is actual SF written by and actual Irish Women in actual 1946, and it is a beautiful unicorn that should be treasured.
And so, 79 stories later, I have a list of Elizabeth Bowen's Speculative Fiction Short Stories. You're welcome, Internet.
Speculative Fiction Short Stories
The Back Drawing-Room (1926)
Foothold (1929)
The Apple-Tree (1934)
The Demon Lover (1941)
The Cheery Soul (1942)
The Happy Autumn Fields (1944)
Green Holly (1945)
Pink May (1945)
Gone Away (1946)
Hand in Glove (1952)
Might-Be-Speculative-Fiction-Or-Might-Be-In-Their-Heads Short Stories
The Shadowy Third (1923)
The Storm (1926)
The Cat Jumps (1929)
Mysterious Kôr (1945)
The SF&F Book Chat
Over the years the core concepts of the Chat have remained the same - every week I turn up in a Dublin café to chat about a standalone SF&F story that is always legally available as an ebook or online - but we have made two significant changes since the Chat started:
- From October of last year we've been putting the Chats up on Meetup.com. This has really helped the Chat break out of the friend-of-a-friend attendee pool that can hamper a club from expanding. If you're running any kind of regular event where strangers are welcome, I highly recommend spending the ~€3 a month required for an Organizer account.
- The Chat was 3 months old when I had a Road To Damascus moment courtesy of Juliet McKenna and decided to make sure 50% of the books chosen each month were by women. That has been... a challenge, to put it mildly, but I have actually managed to achieve that target every month. And I have found it progressively easier to come up with stories by women each month, because now my brain has been trained to see them when they're right in front of me. Like Rubin's Vase. And my every-increasing Amazing Must-Buy Authors list is testament to the success of this strategy (Oh, that list is so long now...).
Indoor Tomatoes
But in March of this year I discovered "micro tomatoes", a category of tomato plants which stay under 18inches. "Yes!" I thought. "I can grow these indoors on my windowsill, and if they are actually in front of me I won't forget to water them."
"But," my next thought was, "there are so many micro tomato varieties. How can I know which will best suit my needs? The only possible way is to grow lots of different varieties! In lots of different conditions! Indoors, outdoors, on my windowsill, in 20inch pots, 8inch pots, 3inch pots..."
I often have thoughts like that.
I ended up growing 13 different varieties (listed below for the curious). And the winner is... Little Sun! If grown in a large container it spreads to about an 18inch globe, but fortunately it didn't spread in the smaller pots. Unlike some of the other varieties it did really well in the 8inch pots with a stake, and even produced fruit in the 3inch pots. And the fruit... oh, the fruit. About 30g, which is far larger than the average cherry tomato, and it had the sweetest fruit of all the varieties I tried.
So, if you want to grow tomatoes on your windowsill, I recommend Little Sun in an 8inch pot, tied to a stake. Oh, and use liquid feed once the fruit sets (solid tomato food was such a mistake. So many fungus gnats...)
But just because Little Sun was the best of these 13 doesn't mean it's the best of all the micro tomato varieties. There are at least 30 more varieties. And they really should be tested in 20inch pots and 8inch pots and 3 inch pots, on windowsills and greenhouses and in the garden...
- Heartbreaker Vita
- Sweet 'n Neat Cherry
- Sweet 'n Neat Yellow
- Sweet 'n Neat Scarlet Improved (The nicest red tomato I grew this year)
- Orangenie
- Micro Tom (the smallest plant, at just 6inches, but very sharp)
- Romanian Red Dwarf (not actually a micro tom, it turns out! It was about 3ft by 3ft)
- Red Robin
- Totem (Ugh. So dry. The only real failure of the lot)
- Red Alert (A little too large for the windowsill at 2ft, but produced fruit a good month earlier than all the other varieties, which is useful in Ireland's short growing season. And tasty! I'll be growing this again, in the greenhouse)
- Little Sun
- Pick a Tom
- Snacker
2014 Varieties
Books Read In 2013
Not bad, considering I was able to return to work in June. Roll on 2014!
1. The Magic World by E. Nesbit (ebook)
2. Clarkesworld Magazine #69 (Jun 2012) (ebook)
3. 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea by Jules Verne (ebook)
4. Seraphina by Rachel Hartman (paper book)
5. Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell (paper book)
6. The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss (paper book)
7. The Revolving Boy by Gertrude Friedberg (paper book)
8. London Falling by Paul Cornell (ebook)
9. The Kingdom and the Cave by Joan Aiken (paper book)
10. The Invisible Man by H. G. Wells (ebook)
11. Wood Beyond the World by William Morris (ebook)
12. Probability Moon by Nancy Kress (ebook)
13. Weird Detectives: Recent Investigations ed. Paula Guran (ebook)
14. Running with the Pack ed. Ekaterina Sedia ed. (ebook)
15. Living Alone by Stella Benson (ebook)
16. The Algebraist by Iain M. Banks (paper)
17. Throne of the Crescent Moon by Saladin Ahmed (paper)
18. Suited by Jo Anderson (ebook)
19. Dark Spires ed. Colin Harvey (ebook)
20. Hugo Award 2013 Novelette Nominees (ebook)
21. Urban Shaman by C.E. Murphy (paper book)
22. Armored ed. John Joseph Adams (ebook)
23. Edge of Infinity ed. Jonathan Strahan (ebook)
24. After the Fall, Before the Fall, During the Fall by Nancy Kress (ebook)
25. The Emperor’s Soul by Brandon Sanderson (ebook)
26. On a Red Station, Drifting by Aliette de Bodard (ebook)
27. The Stars Do Not Lie by Jay Lake (ebook)
28. Lightspeed Magazine #20 (Jan 2012) (ebook)
29. Analog Oct 2012 (ebook)
30. Beneath Ceaseless Skies #100 (ebook)
31. Strange Horizons July 2012 (ebook)
32. Apex Magazine #39
33. The Ocean At The End Of The Lane by Neil Gaiman (paper book)
34. Gold by Dan Rhodes (paper book)
35. The Complete Short Stories by Oscar Wilde (paper book)
36. World Fantasy Awards Short Story Nominees (ebook)
37. Range of Ghosts by Elizabeth Bear (ebook)
38. Blood Song by Anthony Ryan (paper book)
39. The Shining Girls by Lauren Beukes (paper book)
40. The Gates by John Connolly (paper book)
41. The Steel Remains by Richard K Morgan (paper book)
42. The Uninhabited House by Charlotte Riddell (ebook)
43. The Mad Scientist's Guide to World Domination ed. John Joseph Adams (ebook)
44. The Miserable Mill (A Series of Unfortunate Events #4) by Lemony Snicket (paper book)
45. The Thirty-Nine Steps by John Buchan (paper book)
46. The Weekend Book of Science Fiction ed. Stuart Gendall (paper book)
47. Blue Remembered Earth by Alastair Reynolds (paper book)
48. The Steel Remains by Richard K Morgan (paper book)
49. Who Fears Death? by Nnedi Okorafor (paper book)
50. Sorcerer's Luck by Katharine Kerr (paper book)
51. Restoree by Anne McCaffrey (paper book)
52. The Austere Academy (A Series of Unfortunate Events #5) by Lemony Snicket (paper book)
53. Bitter Angels by C.L. Anderson (paper book)
54. A Confusion of Princes by Garth Nix (paper book)
55. The Ceres Solution by Bob Shaw (paper book)
56. The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski (paper book)
Books Read In 2012
So, in 2011 I read 63 new books, and in 2012 I read *drumroll*....58.
Not bad!
1. Lightspeed Magazine #9 (Feb 2011) (ebook)
2. Lightspeed Magazine #10 (Mar 2011) (ebook)
3. Lightspeed Magazine #11 (Apr 2011) (ebook)
4. Lightspeed Magazine #12 (May 2011) (ebook)
5. Lightspeed Magazine #13 (Jun 2011) (ebook)
6. Fantasy Magazine #48 (Mar 2011) (ebook)
7. Fantasy Magazine #49 (Apr 2011) (ebook)
8. Fantasy Magazine #50 (May 2011) (ebook)
9. Fantasy Magazine #51 (Jun 2011) (ebook)
10. Clarkesworld Magazine #54 (Mar 2011) (ebook)
11. Analog Magazine (Jan/Feb 2012) (paper book)
12. Across The Universe (Across The Universe Trilogy #1) by Beth Revis (paper book)
13. Ready Player One by Ernest Cline (paper book)
14. The Wisdom of Dead Men (Wildenstern Saga #2) by Oisín McGann (paper book)
15. Embassytown by China Miéville (paper book)
16. Night Walk by Bob Shaw (paper book)
17. Dangerous Waters (The Hadrumal Crisis #1) by Juliet E. McKenna (ebook)
18. Irons in the Fire (Lescari Revolution #1) by Juliet E. McKenna (ebook)
19. Armageddon: The Musical (Armageddon Trilogy #1) by Robert Rankin (paper book)
20. The 2012 Octocon Anthology (ebook)
21. The Anubis Gates by Tim Powers (paper book)
22. Among Others by Jo Walton (paper book)
23. Beauty by Robin McKinley (paper book)
24. Nine Layers of Sky by Liz Williams (paper book)
25. The Mist by Stephen King (paper book)
26. Uncharted Territory by Connie Willis (paper book)
27. Taken At The Flood by Agatha Christie (paper book)
28. The Painted Man by Peter V. Brett (paper book)
29. Survivors by Terry Nation (paper book)
30. Servant of the Underworld by Aliette de Bodard (ebook)
31. The 2012 Nebula Award Short Story Nominees (ebook)
32. The Ragged Astronauts (Land and Overland Trilogy #1) by Bob Shaw (paper book)
33. A Shadow in Summer (Long Price Quartet #1) by Daniel Abraham (ebook)
34. Fledgling by Octavia Butler (ebook)
35. Fool's War by Sarah Zettel (ebook)
36. Empire of Bones by Liz Williams (ebook)
37. The Ant King and Other Stories by Benjamin Rosenbaum (ebook)
38. They Came to Baghdad by Agatha Christie (paper book)
39. Hugo Award 2012 Novelette Nominees (ebook)
40. A Dreamer's Tales by Lord Dunsany (ebook)
41. A Caribbean Mystery by Agatha Christie (paper book)
42. Ordeal by Innocence by Agatha Christie (paper book)
43. The Lost World by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (ebook)
44. Heart of Iron by Ekaterina Sedia (ebook)
45. The Poison Belt by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (ebook)
46. Worldsoul (Worldsoul Trilogy #1) by Liz Williams (ebook)
47. The Innocence of Father Brown by G. K. Chesterton (ebook)
48. Governor Ramage, R.N. (Ramage #4) by Dudley Pope (paper book)
49. Into The Grey by Celine Keirnan (paper book)
50. Redshirts by John Scalzi (paper book)
51. Ringworld by Larry Niven (paper book)
52. Lud-In-The-Mist by Hope Mirrlees (paper book)
53. Who Goes Here? (Warren Peace, #1) by Bob Shaw (paper book)
54. The Monkey's Wedding And Other Stories by Joan Aiken (paper book)
55. Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine June 2010 (ebook)
56. Tides From the New Worlds by Tobias Buckell (ebook)
57. A Collection of Mystery Stories published by Hamlyn (paper book)
58. Valentina by Kevin McDermot (paper book)
Publicising a niche event in Ireland
So, I hereby dedicate this comment thread to those brilliant ideas. Which is just a classy way of saying "Please help, I have a memory like a sieve."
Not A New Year's Resolution
I reread a lot. I mean, a lot. I will reread books I don't like just to complain about them more accurately. And I will reread books I do like over and over and over and over until the cover falls off and the pages fall out.$ But how many new books do I read (and finish) in 12 months?
It turns out the answer for 2011 was "63". How interesting. I wonder how many I'll read this year?
* My "don't pirate ebooks AND don't buy DRM'd ebooks" resolution has been going very well for over 18months now.
$ Mental note: buy new copy of Lois McMaster Bujold's "A Civil Campaign".%
% Mental note 2: stop falling asleep on top of books.
1. The Crowded Shadows (The Moorehawke Trilogy #2) by Celine Kiernan (paper book)
Placebo effects
How can you regulate doping in sport when just thinking you have been given a painkiller releases a measurable natural opiate?
- A simple-ish article on the experiment
- The original paper about the experiment
- A podcast (and pdf transcript) with the chief investigator, and discussion of his further work with patients who have Parkinson's Disease
I Swear, I Am Not Making This Up
Face of Fear: "A mountaineer who lost his nerve, but gained psychic abilities in a climbing accident, is targeted by a serial killer who stalks him 40 storeys up in a skyscraper."
How could I resist?
As I switched on about an hour into the movie, I don't know why Our Hero stored all of his climbing equipment at the office in which he perfomed his new not-climbing-related-because-he's-scared-of-that-now job. But it seems being chased by a maniac will help you get over any abseiling-related fears. Good to know.
According to Wikipedia, the TV movie was based on a Dean Koontz novel, which means it is actually possible that the movie is better than the source material.
I miss having a life.
Sitcom Terminology
- A story, the main story of the episode; B story, the secondary story; runner, smaller than a story, it "runs" through the ep.
- The final (hopefully strong) joke in a scene is the blow or the button.
- Taken from music, a joke or a few off-topic lines before the scene proper begins is a downbeat.
- The line before a joke is the setup. If the setup is phrased unnaturally to force you to the joke, it is bent and no good.
- Exposition (facts the audience needs to know to follow the story) is called pipe. A scene full of it is too pipey. Biggest mistake made when laying pipe: characters telling each other things they already know just because you need the audience to hear it. Classically bad setup for pipe: "Hey, tell me again why we're doing this."
- From the musician's term for a bad note, a hackneyed or overused joke is a clam. E.g. Snuggie jokes are now clams.
- List jokes often follow the rule of 3 -- 2 items to establish the premise, a third to (hopefully in a funny way) break it. "It was a cheap hotel. You had to supply your own sheets, towels and roof" (Rule of Three structure)
Ow, my eye
Eep.
I pulled up the schedule and worked out the stats.
Good News
- I am at least hitting the 30% "need to do better but not deliberately sexist" mark.
- Every month has had at least 1 woman writer on the list, the first month we had 2.
- 30%. That's not even a handy conversational "a third". Oh dear...
- 13 books is a very small sample size. If I tried to pitch a research paper with a sample size that small, I would get a hell of a lot of raised eyebrows, and probably outright mockery.
- It's been surprisingly hard to find suitable novels. First off, each week of the month has its own Stream (SF, Current Awards Lists, Fantasy, Cross-Genre and every 3 months So Bad It's Good) to a) try and mix up the reading list so we don't end up reading about vampires three weeks in a row and b) so that if people want to they can turn the weekly SF&F book club into, say, a monthly Fantasy book club. Secondly, to encourage new people drop in, I don't choose books that have published sequels/prequels. Thirdly, the book has to be in print, and available as an ebook. And finally, I am trying to avoid Epic Tomes. It is a weekly book club, after all. With hindsight, this week's choice of a Peter F. Hamilton novel was an error in judgement *shudder*
Excuses aside, it looks like I'm just going to have to add another item to the list of criteria we look at when we're nailing down what books we're going to read. And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? *
*Yes, I have considered The Mote in God's Eye for the Book Chat. But no sequels/prequels, remember? Told you it was hard to find suitable books...
Just popping by....
So what have I been up to for the last year and a bit? I freaked out, joined the Army, went into business for myself... I'm a professional killer.
Oh wait, no. That's John Cusack in Grosse Point Blank.
Well, if you had a lot of time on your hands you could find out via my Twitter timeline. But if you have a life of your own, the summary is that I did indeed go to Comic-Con '09. It was everything I hoped it would be, including dressing up fancy and go to the Eisners. But after I got home I felt a Twinge which turned into a Pain which turned into a Living Nightmare. And I've been off work for a year with a bad back. But thanks to a bionic hand there is light at the end of the tunnel. I actually managed to haul myself to some of Octocon '10 this week! Given time, I'm sure I'll be able to return to blogging. Meanwhile, there's always Twitter.